Look upon my wretched webbed site and tremble

Welcome to Siph's hijacked satellite

decoded extraterrestrial signal reads "haiii :3 hiiii ^-^" 'little green men' arrested for shoplifting sunscreen El Chupacabra sightings turn out to be Miss Nancy's rather fucked up looking dog Gef, the talking racoon accused of hate speech the Ghost Car of Doom has an insurance, why don't you? Radionics researcher accused of copyright infringement after sampling a Hatsune Miku song

I'm Siph from the sea floor. I like tech, art and philosophy. I go by they/them.

This is where I catalogue things I make or that I find interesting.

Currently pretty much inactive on account of studies. Probably will be more active after May 2026.

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Down below you may find various points of interests. Just click on the images to travel to the respective section.